Another one which isn't
strictly limited to Microsoft but what the hell ...Another one which isn't
strictly limited to Microsoft but what the hell ...
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
The Windows NT 5.0 chicken: It will cross the road in June. No,
August. September for sure.
The OS/2 chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so
quiet that nobody noticed.
The Windows 95 chicken: You see different coloured feathers while it
crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like....chicken.
Microsoft Chicken(TM): It's already on both sides of the road. And it
just bought the road.
The OOP chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a
message.
The Assembler chicken: First, it builds the road....
The C chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
The C++ chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd
simply refer it to the other side.
The Prolog chicken: How it crosses the road doesn't matter--but ask it
why and it'll tell you.
The VB Chicken: USHIGHWAYS!TheRoad.cross(aChicken)
The Delphi chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on
the other side.
The Java chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the
server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)
The Web chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keep on
running.
The Gopher chicken: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
The Newton chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry
it across the road in your pocket.
The Cray chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't
dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
The Quantum Logic chicken: The chicken is distributed probabalistically
on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
The Lotus chicken: Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we
do!
The Byte chicken: It's started talking about all the great roads it
crossed ten and fifteen years ago.
The Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross
the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
The adventure chicken: "CROSS the road WITH the LIGHTS."
"I can't do that."