So here it is, proof that going
to hell and living a life of sin is better than Windows 95. You'll need a browser that can
cope with tables to view it though.So here it is, proof that going
to hell and living a life of sin is better than Windows 95. You'll need a browser that can
cope with tables to view it though.
| Eternal Damnation | Windows Development |
It never ends |
You think you're almost done, but you never really finish |
You burn forever but are not consumed |
Each update introduced new and improved tortures which slowely consume you |
| Your fate is in the hands of Satan, Prince of Darkness | Your fate is in the hands of Gates, Prince of Incopatability |
| Satan gives you something you want in return for being damned | Gates makes you buy Windows 95 |
| It is avoidable, an attractive widely-marketed alternative is available | Resistance is futile. All the alertnatives are damned or doomed |
| It is free | You pay, and pay, and pay just to stay in the game |
| Satan was once an angel | Gates started by writing a BASIC interpreter |
| Hell has no Windows | Microsoft does |
| You only pass the Gates of Hell one time | The Gates of Microsoft keeps popping up everywhere you look |
| Satan genuinely believes in the triumph of evil | Gates just does it for the money |